rummypunch

Refers to an Improvised Explosive Device (IED) or being hit by one, a play on words sounding like "rum punch" beverage and refers to Donald Rumsfeld. Variant rumpunch.

Dang, that unit got rummypunched yesterday and lost 3 guys.

by daredevil June 29, 2004

rumpfucker

1. The act of being an asshole to a lady. 2. Also can be used as a prank.

Example 1
Parker: Go get me a sandwhich!
Heather: (to friend) God! he's such a rumpfucker!
Example 2
Ben: (to Gaurd) Hi, I'm here to see Mr. rumpfucker
Gaurd: Excuse me?

by malimali December 7, 2007

rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 5, 2008

rumper dumper

Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown.

Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown. and that is a rumper dumper

by Alex Moretti February 22, 2009

Rumplemerkin

The act of jacking off into a merkin

Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?

Mark: that was YOUR merkin?

Michael: Yes.

Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.

Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!

by Merkindor December 14, 2010

rump-road

when your driving a girl/guy from behind and your dick comes out and slides up the crack aka road.

After putting a full day in at the capital, Mr. Romley introduced his girlfriend to rump-road.

by kdunkle March 8, 2011

rump roastin'

The act of a skinny guy riding a morbidly obese female. redneck men are known for this act.

Damn, check out cliff, i'd really like to see those two go rump roastin'

by ballsmacker March 13, 2013