Ruben

This mf always acting gay. He pulls all the men tho

Mom “Have you finally pulled some bitches?”

Ruben “No, I like men”

by Slixx999 November 24, 2021

Ruben

Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.

I touch myself thinking about ruben

by OGViKzY October 23, 2020

rubenating

to rub ones lame ass

that Ruben guy is rubenating all over his pixy sticks

by BigCheez February 23, 2014

Ruben

Ruben is a rlly hot guy who is the youngest in his family and who takes forever to respond but he’s Juan’s man

Who’s Ruben

by Juanreynoso713 July 9, 2023

Ruben

chad.

You're only a Ruben if you use Arch Linux.

by qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp October 24, 2022

Ruben

fat bald guy with a mustache who loves eating and making choripan

ruben is so fat

by ruben santu November 27, 2021

Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019