Ruben Dos

A term used to raise levels of clout in a set 8 classroom but exclaiming it at high volume.

Teacher: Today we are going to learn alrge ...

Student: RUBEN DOS!

by Big_Up September 16, 2019

A Ruben

"A Ruben" in Australia is a slang word for having a day off work "sick day", when you're not really sick

The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off

I'm having a Ruben tomorrow

by robbiemei October 6, 2019

Ruben

People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball

Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks

by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020

Ruben

Another name of the anime called "Kimi no Nawa or Your Name"

Person1: Do you like Ruben?

Person2: Yeah!

Person1: Ruben just fuck Mitsuha like nothing happens

by Hmm..... April 19, 2020

Ruben

Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.

I touch myself thinking about ruben

by OGViKzY October 23, 2020

Ruben

Ruben is a babygorl and has a nice ass to slap on.

What do you think of Ruben?
everybody like him.

by ruigerosa September 30, 2020

Ruben

Ruben is a sexy guy with a hot teasing voice. He is tall and attractive, he's the sweetest person for the people he cares about. Ruben is the hottest guy ever.

Ruben can I taste your Rubito?
Ruben: Id like to taste your fifi at the same time.
Its called 69

by Mmamaciita November 2, 2017