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Vietnam Relationship

When you're stuck in a terrible relationship you can't get out of because you've already invested a lot of energy into it. It drains you to the core and leaves you haunted and disillusioned, just like the Vietnam War.
"Howard, you have to leave her! You look like hell and it's obviously a Vietnam Relationship. Get out before she drains your soul forever!"
by Kjellmaster 9000 May 2, 2011
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light switch relationship

the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.
A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.
by the onion! June 23, 2007
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Relationship Bump

Like a baby bump, except your not large from being pregnant, but large from eating too much and being lazy and not taking care of yourself cause you are in a relationship and dont need to put an effort into keeping yourself looking sexy.

When you go from being a sexy girl that everyone wants to tap, to then having a boyfriend and then 3 months later youre putting on weight and have a belly, thats a Relationship bump!
Eg1: Oh look what happened to Sarah, after she started dating Steve shes gotten all fat! Look at that Relationship Bump man! What happened to that sexy thang, she used to look as fly as Jlo!!

Eg2: I really need to hit the gym and work off my relationship bump. This boyfriend of mine is got me too comfy and making me lazy!
by MrBigG March 26, 2011
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Relationship

A thing that will only cause you pain. It will eventually brake your heart and cause you to question yourself. They will make you the happiest you've ever been, but then will tear your heart apart. Relationships are bad news. AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS!
Boy: Hey i dont think i can be in this relationship anymore
Girl: But i love you....
Boy: Sorry, but i dont want to 'keep hurting you'
by Witchcraft <3 April 14, 2011
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Relationship

A relationship can be a number of things.
1. A love relationship. Boyfriend and girlfriend, or with two boys or two girls. It is where the two see each other and no one else in a dating or sexual way.
2. A bond between two or more people. Can be both good or bad.
"He promised to be only mine. We're offically in a relationship!"

"I have a hate hate relationship with him. He's a jerk."
by StrawberryAngel April 28, 2009
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facebook relationship

a relationship that is unclear whether its actually true or not, that is shown on the info page of facebook
hannah stein and chris yapola are now married on facebook

beth: do you think hannah actually married that scumbag
frank: no, retard its just a facebook relationship!
by poohead12345 January 7, 2009
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relationship

A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars, and other valuable things in exchange for sex.
i gave tiffany a really expensive diamond for the aniversary of our one year relationship last night.

yeah but did you get laid?

you know it!
by AZX3RIC October 10, 2005
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