Reetard

A fortnite kid who fanboys the pro player known as Reet, by playing his sensitivity, his skin, and talks like him, and plays like him. Sometimes they even copy his name by adding a greek letter

The kid i found in that arena game is a reetard

by Spotless February 22, 2021

Reetje

A person who loves oxygen

U have been working out, Reetje?
Dem proteins are bussin

by kotsper May 11, 2021

Faarken Reeetard

Self-admonishment for a temporary inability to overcome a much inferior opponent due to short-term brain fade.

May be used as a form of motivation in semi-professional sporting circles where code violations and other forms of penalty are less likely to be enforced.

During her tennis match Gail says "Faarken Reeetard! I can't BELIEVE I'm going to lose to this gurl!!"

(much hilarity and mirth on the sidelines given the actual quality of the "useless" gurl being referred to)

by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012

Skeet reet

When you nut on the phone and don't respond to any messages or calls for 4 hours

Person 1:"did u hear from John last night?"
Person2:"nah man he hit me with that skeet reet"

by Casss2428 April 18, 2019

REE-O-REET

a word used to mimick the sound of a record scratching, commonly used in several Hip Hop Hippo rap songs.
A word used to replace some form of "innapropriate" word.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just fatted eveywhere"
Guy 2: "What the ree-o-reet?!?!?"

Example 2:
"Yo yo yo sup G" REE-O-REET!

by director_72 May 8, 2007

reet

Reet, meaning ok, alright, sure, etc

Dave: Ey man, lets go get sum dew
Frank: reet

by Davie February 14, 2004

The Reciter

Name for Barack Obama because of his heavy reliance on teleprompters. While some mistakenly call him a great orator, he is actually a mere babbler without his teleprompter. He is now known as the The Reciter, or in England as The Great Reciter.

The Reciter thanked himself during a St. Patrick's Day speech because he can't think and recite off the teleprompter at the same time.

Did you see The Reciter's impromptu speech when his teleprompter broke? He never made one complete sentence.

by jackwayd March 25, 2009