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recession

1) the term that people use for a depression when they are trying to avoid the fact that it actually is a depression
2) when the economy sucks relly bad and you can't find a job because old people are working
My mom had to trade in her Mercedes for a stupid Geo because of the recession.
by The Friendly Yellow Letters March 21, 2009
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Dark Deception

Supreme being in which has reflexs faster then anything in this world. Uses the skill of trickery to fool those who oppose him, and figures out complicated computer errors mentally with in nanoseconds.
Nancy: Hey DD whats 3995 in binary?
Dark Deception: 1111 1001 1011
Nancy: Ok, thanks...

Medal of Honor:
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX: HACKER!!! STOP OWNING ME!!
Box has left the battle.
by Webster September 6, 2003
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cum recepticle

shut your damn cum recepticle you maggot!
by chris bower January 24, 2008
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17 Years of Deception

It feels like 17 years of deception.

17 years of putting you in such a high pedestal.

spent every moment of the 17 years thinking of you because I wanted everything to work perfectly.

17 years of understanding you just as far as you wanted to be understood, 17 years of believing in you as you would like to believe in yourself.
And as I sat there, brooding on the old, unknown world, I thought of myself wondering when I will first pick out your light at the end of my dock. I had come such a long way to this blue lawn, and my dream must have seemed so close I could hardly fail to grasp it. But what I did not know was that it was already behind me, somewhere in the vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night.

17 years of deception or 7 years of torture and loneliness.

I will never reach out to you although it’s the only thing I ever wanted.
by I still wanna wife u up April 24, 2022
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e-rection

This is a word describing the insurgence of a "hard on" or enlargement of the penis or clitoris while engaging in the act of looking at sexual content online. The "e" portion stands for electronic, the "rection" portion stands for enlarged.
I got an e-rection while browsing online at beautiful models.
by glock17 - Rick January 8, 2007
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Romantic Deception

The term romantic deception, coined by Dr. Sally Caldwell, author of the book Romantic Deception: The Six Signs He's Lying, "is the unrestrained misrepresentation of significant facts in the context of an intimate relationship."
Sheila became a victim of romantic deception when she learned the man she'd been dating for six months was actually married to another woman.
by b4ucommit October 20, 2010
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Shawshank Redemption

While doing a girl from behind, you take a small spoon and start gingerly digging at her asshole. When she, most likely shocked, looks back to see what the hell is going on, you briskly hold up a poster of Rita Hayworth.
yesterday I was given a Shawshank Redemption, and I have yet to recover.
by AK3 November 3, 2006
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