Racism is the mission of shielding your superior race from those filthy, loudmouth intruders—loving your own so
damn much you’d
kick every stinking outsider to the curb just to keep your purebred
crew from their grubby, unwashed hands.
“I saw them
new neighbors and hollered, ‘Hell naw, them loud niggers ain’t parkin’ here, y’all—my racism is stronger’n a Longhorn on a rampage, I’d tow their sorry
junk heap my own
damn self!’"