a position in sex where your sucking on another mans tit and your hands on his dick. then another chinese man is licking out your ass
by rudis male lover December 12, 2004
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by stu-rob-billy-bob November 8, 2008
Get the salman rushdie mug.When someone's relationship with their nakedness is underdeveloped or vulgar resulting in their nakedness being socially offensive.
by MehranX October 6, 2006
Get the Rudity mug.1) crash with your bicycle due to excessive iphone-usage while riding
2) ride a ladies' bicycle, claim it to be a dirt-bike, then crash into a car due to excessive iphone-usage while riding
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- I broke my right arm.
- what happened?
- i was involved in accident.
- how that?
- i answered emails on my iphone while i was riding down the foot-walk in opposite direction
- so?
- a car hit me.
- oh, you did a rudi.
- what happened?
- i was involved in accident.
- how that?
- i answered emails on my iphone while i was riding down the foot-walk in opposite direction
- so?
- a car hit me.
- oh, you did a rudi.
by koenigex October 27, 2010
Get the a rudi mug.Ruditude (n.) is a to have a rude, irrational attitude. A way of thinking or feeling about someone or something, that is reflected in a person's behavior, in a rude manner.
BF: Hey babe, I made you breakfast.
GF: What did you make?
BF: Eggs and bacon.
GF: You know I don't like Bacon.
BF: That's okay, don't have any bacon then.
GF: I hope you choke on the bacon!
BF: Huh? What's with the ruditude? You on your period or something?
GF: What did you make?
BF: Eggs and bacon.
GF: You know I don't like Bacon.
BF: That's okay, don't have any bacon then.
GF: I hope you choke on the bacon!
BF: Huh? What's with the ruditude? You on your period or something?
by Smush 918 March 31, 2014
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I am going to play a game of Rushit Roulette with my girlfriend tonight because I heard her taking a dump earlier.
by mitchboer October 2, 2007
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