rubber wheel on the third rail

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.

"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

by glazeonglass May 25, 2008

rubber gum

A non-lubed condom, usually used for oral sex.

Dude, do you have a rubber gum on you since she won't do anything without one.

by Kraven Mooreheid June 5, 2008

Robby Worthington

cock blocker.... smart as hell...thinks abstinence is the answer.

That teenager down the street looks like he would be a Robby Worthington.

by khooozay June 11, 2008

rubbin' the mic

The process by where just after making shower babies, grab your semi-erect tool like a mic and vigorously rub the head with your free soapy hand until the point you get real weak behind the knees and begin to piss uncontrollably.

Today is my birthday so I treated myself by rubbin' the mic.

by trobian February 8, 2009

Rubbishface

a silly but really sweet person

Asim, you're such a rubbishface

by legallybrunette1 April 29, 2009

rubber up

to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.

verb. Primarily British gay usage.

"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."

"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."

by stsebastian November 18, 2009

Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.

by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011