Ross Perot

Presidential canidate who in fell asleep during a press confrence.

"Now, WAIT A MINUTE!"

by IMTRc_Trans_Am October 16, 2004

ross o carroll kelly

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!

ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine

by joe December 9, 2004

Ross Hose

Fucked up shitty ass hookah that blows straight ass into your mouth

fuck this muthafuckin goddamn ross hose you twat

by fuckross May 24, 2016

Ross O'Carroll Kelly

character in Paul Howard's Sunday Tribune column.

Satire on Dublin's southsider population.

Anagram of ROCK, Ross having frequented the fictional Castlerock school, presumably based on Blackrock school.

Can also be used as adjective, usually by southsiders themselves

"Ross O'Carroll Kelly is so focking hilarious"

"OMG, did you see Oscar, the was acting so focking Ross O'Carroll Kelly, it was loike, unfockingreal."

by Tits McGinty September 23, 2006

Ross Rub

To vigorously rub a vagina of a passed out female for give or take 1 minute. Your one free hand should be waving up in the air like it just don't care.

Cindy: "My vag hurts today and I don't know why. Last I remember I was passing out in Ross's bed."
Shantae: "Oh damn girl, sounds like you got Ross rubbed!"

by Rossrubber April 4, 2014

ross coles

Someone who is a good runner, this makes him hard to beat in a fight. Ross coles is poor at time keeping and always finds traffic in Finedon

Ross coles was seen running out of finedon due to heavy traffic. He must be a boxer.

by Salazar2018 February 7, 2018

Ross County

The best team in all of Scottish football with fans that aren't wanna-be Irishmen or sectarian huns. Renowned the world o'er, from their home in Dingwall to d'Hebrides (Which is practically half way across d'werld) the Staggies have fans from all o'er d'planet, like.

Would probably dominate the Premier League below in England, to be perfectly honest.

"Did y'watch the Ross County match at d'weekend, like?"

"Aye, I did 'nd all, like. D'ya ken I was standing in d'jail end when we scored, like?"

"Oh I didnae ken that, like. I could only watch d'highlights cos I was too busy feedin' d'sheep and cutting d'peat like"

by StaggieTilIDie February 27, 2021