Phil Roll

In the same vein of the incredibly influential Rick Roll. The Phil Roll is the art of making someone click onto a link of Phil Collins' song; 'Wear My Hat'. Quite possibly the shittest song known to humanity. Similarly to the noble Rick Roll, this is done so as to illicit confusion and or anger from the recently duped party. Extra Points can be earned if you manage to:
A) Get them to watch the entire video.
B) Incite anger
C) Simulataneously achieve multiple targets
D) Somehow manage to get them to watch it again (eg by posting the same video under a different link).

Chaslie: Oh so here's the link to that video i was talking about. you know the frog being raped by the chimpanzee: sends link

Target: Dude WTF?

Chaslie: Oh shit sorry wrong link, here's the correct one: sends different link

Target: For fuck sake man, what's with the Phil Collins love fest.

Chasllie: Bitch you just got Phil Rolled.

by I'm in your ASSSSSSSSSS November 8, 2010

Barrel Roll

Z or R twice!

Starfox barrel rolls

by Axel February 12, 2004

That creep can roll, man

Used to grudgingly admit respect for the ability of someone who you despise.

Dude: That creep can roll, man.
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude

by Dr Winterbourne April 2, 2009

fruit roll up

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)

"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."

by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016

Smoke and Roll

(smōk ãnd rōl), v

A two-step process to ensure smoker safety.

Step one: smoke.

Step two: get the fuck out of there.

Not to be confused with a shady maneuver involving a weedless smoker smoking another smokers weed and immediately evacuating the smoke spot.

Kevin: "this bowl is beat."

Ryan: "Smoke and Roll!"

(Kevin and Ryan drive away)

by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

pep rally

WHAT: A pointless event characterized by loud, slutty cheerleaders yelling at you to support your school's team, General insanity, a bunch of jocks acting like assholes yelling to you about how they'll kick the other team's ass when in the end they get their asses handed to them on a silver plate, loud and eardrum-rupturing techno/motivational music

WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game

WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time

What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)

Joe: Well fuck me with a yard stick! There's a goddamned pep rally today!!

Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!

Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?

Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?

Joe: Good point :|

by MegadethFan345 December 14, 2010

Rollercoaster

1; a roller coaster is simply a train on steroids, it is a train that runs on a track excepted it can do all kinds of maneuvers such as hills, loops, corkscrews, banked turns and the list just keeps going

Coasters are becoming better and better to the day because of the "battle" that is going on between theme parks across the world. The goal is to be the park that is known for its coasters, better than any other. Cedar point, a very popular theme park is only popular for its record breaker's. It is home to the first coaster to go over 200 feet, the first coaster to go over 300 feet, and the first coaster to go over 400 feet.

I am very aware that it is "roller coaster" not "rollercoaster" I just had to make it one word.

No wonder this park is so famous, this rollercoaster is incredible!

by Tim Lawson February 10, 2015