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Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.
Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010
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Rockstare

A gay ass word made up to sell gay ass clothes to gay ass children.
Sally: I like to rockstare at your jeans.

Billy: You're a gay ass. Get a life.
by skipray22 August 11, 2009
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rock star

Someone who is in a popular rock band. Some of these guys live the craziest life that exists.

They tour around the world to play their music while getting worshipped by their fans. After the concert they fuck a bunch of groupies and leave for the next gig while taking some drugs.


Bands who live like this or have lived like this are: The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Oasis, The Who etc...
Man... i wish i was a rock star.
by Dick_H July 28, 2005
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rackstar

a style combining the rockstar look and hip hop rap styles together ...wearing tight pants,stunna shades,fitted hat,tight shirt, nikes bandana around your neck, nice watch, and big belt buckle...and being able to match
yo that kids got a rackstar style
by jake miley December 24, 2007
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A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
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rockstarnease

1: gee, i dont know what to say to that girl whos vagina is showin
2: just use rockstarnease tell her that dat pussy on the loose
by tyjofi14 May 4, 2008
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Rockstarishness

Especially cool and hip, borderline amazing. Always promoting the rockstar lifestyle.

To possess rockstarish traits.
The party reached a new level of rockstarishness, it was epic.
by peddus April 16, 2010
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