questibate

when you masturbate to world of warcraft

Bro I was questibating so hard yesterday! Those dark elves are sooo hot.

Questibate erry day.

by The English Crew April 18, 2011

Questatement

n. A sentence written in such a way that the reader(s) cannot discern whether it is intended to serve as a question, or as a statement.

Why is every damn email she writes filled with questatements? It's like she sticks a question mark at the end of every sentence, regardless of whether it's an ask or a tell.

by Cap'n Wordsmithereens February 12, 2013

Questatement

The statement posing as a question that nincompoops pose in Q&A segments of live talks.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.

"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."

by Jason_Chatfield October 23, 2018

Potato Quest

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.

Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...

by Quzzar August 27, 2014

queet or queef

The sound of gas coming from a female's vaginal organs.

Ooooh baby, is that queef I smell?

by Thuganomics 101 March 13, 2004

fedex quest

This term comes from the world of MMORPG gaming, or more specifically World of Warcraft, the most famous of the genre. In these types of games players normally must complete quests to gain experience, money, items, or all three. Normally, a player would have to kill somebody, slaughter groups of monsters, or collect things for a quest giver, however in a fedex quest, all that you have to do to reap the rewards of the quest are to walk around and talk to people and possibly give them items. Players normally love these types of quests because they are essentially free xp and money.

Gamer Nerd 1: Man, you gotta get in on this Legend of Stalvan quest, I've killed like two people and I somehow have like 10000 xp from talking to people! I love fedex quests!

Gamer Nerd 2: CTN, I'm killing Murlocs.

by mrah! May 31, 2006

Queeftard

1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding

1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded

by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009