Quarantinefifteen

The resulting weight gain after quarantine for Covid-19

I already gained my freshmanfifteen, now I am going to need a trainer after this quarantine because I gained quarantinefifteen

by Fox🦊 April 6, 2020

quaranfucked

A situation resulting from a pandemic, where your government sanctions to close And govern everything that is non-essential in effort to minimize the spread of a infectious virus. Therefore you stay home and are unemployed. As a result you become quaranfucked.

I wish I would have said “I’m sorry” before I was quaranfucked.

I need a pedicure too bad we’re quaranfucked.

by Governor JW April 10, 2020

quarangut

Weight put on, particularly around the waist during the period of the Corona Virus pandemic.

I survived the pandemic and all I got was the quarangut.

by S Lobo April 11, 2020

quaranfifteen

The 15 extra pounds you've gained during lock-down/quarantine due to COVID-19.

My clothes don't fit anymore due to the quaranfifteen.

by Eshin1 April 12, 2020

quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.

I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

quaraneturbation

The act of pleasuring ones self with or without an audience while being quarantined.

Alex after being quarantined during a global pandemic, liked to pass the time by making quaraneturbation videos.

by Les Nessman April 14, 2020

Quarancuff

The act of purposefully dating someone during a global pandemic social isolation period to avoid being alone, and/or to gain access to the other person's resources. The relationship will be promptly ended by the person engaging in the quarancuffing once the isolation period is over.

The Coronavirus has a lot of women out looking to quarancuff. They'll take anyone they can get just for company and toilet paper.

by Ahu de Kuku April 17, 2020