quaison

1. a man with a big stomach that is shy and loves tractors

2.a person that love people

your mother is a big quaison

by johnny whore March 9, 2009

qualitätsville

Derived from the German qualität, meaning quality, and an abbreviated form of village as used in America eg. Deepsouthinbredmotherandprobablysisterandbrotherfuckersville W. Va.. qualitätsville is used as an exclamation of admiration, especially when viewing attractive member of opposite sex.

That birds' tits are qualitätsville! I could spuge on them all night.

by Jimminy Billy-Bob May 8, 2004

Qualified immunity

A term that's often misunderstood because stupid people can't tell the difference between "qualified" and "absolute".

In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".

So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.

Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.

Idiot: "Hey, did you hear about that cop who shot an innocent man 200 times? I heard he got away with the murder because of qualified immunity."

Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."

Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"

by absolute qualification January 17, 2021

qualitii

Being of good quality

Qualitii shed big man!

by Bart Shades October 27, 2003

qualiserve

Best vending machine company in the world

We should call qualiserve for some vending machines in our office.

by thoker112 January 12, 2009

Qualef

A somewhat socially awkward, questionably gay person. Usually used jokingly.

You are such a qualef Brandon!

by one GUILT September 9, 2009

Qualem

running from a fight, hiding instead of fighting, being a bitch, Scared of people outside. won't get a job, humorless, over-sensitive,

i qualemed in walmart because kids from school were lookin for me.
That's guys a bitch ... What a Qualem!

I'am gonna rob that F**kin qualem.
i feel pretty qualemish today i think il just hide out here.
You guys won't think im a qualem if i try not to fight thaat kid will you ?

by SaturnVue December 18, 2009