Pants Dance

the jig one does when attempting to pull up pants that have fallen down, or are trying to put on when said pants are too small. one who performs such a dance is said to be a pancer.

"the pants dance is my new favorite dance because my jeans never stay on!"

"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"

by Pancer March 6, 2009

Plantsexual

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches

Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore

by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021

little shirt big pants girl

A new breed of “indie” or “alt” girl. They can often be found wearing a small, tight fit top (usually cropped) and rather large pants such as jeans. This type of girl will wear heavy, long pants even if it is 85*F outside.

When I went to NYC this weekend, I saw a group of little shirt big pants girls shopping at a thrift store.

by that ginger girl June 29, 2020

Pork Scotch Pants

Disgusting tartan boxer shorts worn by boring old men and fat security guards. Usually unwashed and covered with shit stains.

Sweet Jesus what's that fat git wearing?

They're Pork Scotch pants. Vile aren't they?

by Flappy Dickwad May 5, 2009

Pantsexual

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"

"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"

by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

What do you say after dinner and a few alcoholic beverages we perform the no pants dance?

by drummer869 July 20, 2005

mom pants

High-wasted, synthetic pants. Usually worn by a soccer-mom.

My math teacher had major mom pants

by Ms Newton-Bouviet October 8, 2003