Prodouche

An obnoxious egotistical vegetarian.
It is a combination of the word Douche and Produce

Christian: Are you gonna eat that asparagus? Cause if you don't you're a fat ass. And I'm beautiful. Cause I don't eat meat.
Phil: Fuck off you fucking prodouche.

by Maximus the Destroyer February 28, 2016

prodoping

The act of doing dope before starting a task.

My ex-wife has been prodoping for years!

by SequentialDrop August 2, 2016

prioritiming

Taking all the time you are given and using ever second efficiently

"Today I got so much done I can't believe how much prioritiming I did"

by Akisler89 June 10, 2016

Proboscaorrhagia

Extreme blood loss through the nose; compared with epistaxis which is the medical term for a simple nose bleed. A fake medical term used by manga fans to describe the kind of massive blood loss exhibited by characters who are exposed to unexpected erotic or sexual topics and/or situations.

Doctor: "Your son is suffering from proboscaorrhagia."
Mom: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: "Yes. Just take away all of his porn and he'll be fine."

by CVegas February 23, 2017

prionity

In computer sciences, a prionity is a value representing a set of priority, each one binded to a given affinity.

You have to set a proper prionity for this task to execute.

by azagoth March 20, 2017

ProBond

A pro player, the coolest gamer of the internet. He loves rpg, bonk.io, squadd.io...

Wow! He plays like ProBond!
He is as good as ProBond!

by THE BEST DEFINATOR June 18, 2017

probotnik

The act of squeezing ones balls to look like a brain.

Caught that bitch starring so hit her with the probotnik.

by Dr. Diddly March 17, 2018