production 

A picture

I saw you in my mate's production

production by maroofh March 14, 2009

Productively Lazy 

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.

Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.

Productively Lazy by kid cuisine February 8, 2019

Protective Technician 

A hockey player, usually of limited skill, who is tough as nails and willing to do whatever is required of him.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.

Dave Brown was an ankle skater, yet the greatest protective technician ever to play in the NHL, let alone for the Philadelphia Flyers.

Protective Technician by Robsy21 December 22, 2008

Proactive Abandon 

The act of leaving an event early. (i.e. work, school, etc.) A positive sarcastic term for a negative "get you in trouble" act.

It's Friday, it's 4:00 pm, and I think I'll practice a little "proactive abandon" and roll on up outta here.

Proactive Abandon by Ret Tihsllub June 16, 2010

production pig 

Being made to produce work or content you know to be faulty or without merit.

The clients turned me into there production pig once again. I told them this won't work, but they want it any way.

production pig by Draven Westlake June 12, 2016

Profucktive 

Being highly productive at f#*cking things up

Man, today was a totally profucktive day. Everything I touched fell to pieces. I should have stayed in bed.

Profucktive by Keehop June 4, 2016

productionate 

Procrastinating so hard you go back to being productive just to say you’re busy

I didn’t want to do my homework so bad I productionated

productionate by Nice Guy Reset June 11, 2018