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procrastination

An example of procrastination is..... I'll finish this tomorrow.
by fod2 June 6, 2010
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procras-tea-making

Person 1: Why arn't you revising?
Person 2: I'm procras-tea-making. Want a cup?
by Decius-the-biochemist May 20, 2011
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proclaigerizing

Guy 1:I think discord is down
Guy 2:yeah wtf it says "proclaigerizing the network"
by NickW275 March 28, 2020
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Proclensity

Proclensity - (Noun) a portmanteau of ‘proclivity’ and ‘propensity’; having a knack for and a tendency toward something, usually unsavory. As coined on My Favorite Murder.
The sleaze bag had a proclensity for voyeurism.
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Brain Processing Disorder

1. Also known as BPD for short.
2. A problem, where the brain becomes overloaded with information, and is unable to process things properly. The effects, things, such as speech, concentration, and learning.

So far, there is no known reason what causes it. It can happen to anyone, at any age. It is different for everyone, but usually not constant. It comes and goes.

A person, who has frequent BPD, almost always has trouble trying to explain something. They will struggle to get the information out. Their mind will go blank, due to what is known as Brain Fog.

Symptoms:
Lack in concentration.
Long pauses when trying to speak.
Mixing incorrect words, such as calling things by the wrong name.

Unable to think clearly.
May seem naive.

Possible Causes:
Stress.
Too much thinking.
Struggling with everyday stuff, such as saying everyday things, due to Brain Processing Disorder. Many things, that should be obvious, are not.

Sometimes, when people speak to you, you can not understand them, as if they were speaking another language.
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Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"
by This isnt real April 20, 2010
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snatch processing

noun, derived from batch processing

the simultaneous processing, fondling, and/or penetration of multiple snatches on your down time.
dave: it turns out nick was right to go after those nerdy bi girls at the bar.
randy: oh really?
dave: yeah. it turns out he got to do some snatch processing with all three of them later that night.
by McCloud! April 1, 2010
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