White People Problems

a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.

b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.

My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.

FML. Struggling today.

= White people problems

by Emster73 December 13, 2012

proble

a combination of trouble and problem and so can b substituted for either

"i have a proble" and "you are in deep proble"

by justine and martin August 28, 2008

probbles

shortening of the word probably, similar to the word probs,only better.

I probbles will become famous since I'm so darn talented.

by probbles_is_a_word101 April 8, 2009

Third world problems

The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.

Only people who understand irony would get this.

Julia "My hair dryer has hair broken"

Robert replies "Oh well, third world problems"

by Gracie37 August 12, 2017

problem

George W. Bush

You know what's wrong with the world? George W. Bush!

by sure October 22, 2003

problem

crazy, ill, nice

that song is a problem

by JMills May 12, 2004

gun problem

1. Being unarmed or underarmed when shit hits the fan.

2. Addictive behavior in the buying, selling, collecting, modifying and shooting of firearms, to the point where it financially impacts other areas of your life.

1. "There's some drunk asshole on my front lawn shooting mailboxes with a shotgun! I've got a serious gun problem!"

2. "Sorry man, I can't go out this weekend. I spent all my cash on that new AR-10 upper."

"Dude, you don't even have an AR-10!"

"I know... I've got a bad gun problem."

"Get help."

by Teryaki October 3, 2007