Primitive Pussy

The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...

by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010

prima sip

Giving your significant other the first drink of a beverage you just ordered.

My wife always gets prima sip on any microbrew that I order.

by Badger111 December 24, 2016

Premier

1. Fucking awesome.

2. First in importance, order, or position; leading.

Zac: Hey Elena, should I put this on urbandictionary just in case it becomes a thing?

Elena: Yeah, why not?!

Zac: Premier. I'll go do that.

by Oxknifer August 30, 2014

primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind

Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.

by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007

primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.

After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.

by Texas Bill December 15, 2015

Priming

The act of going your hardest on the toilet.

I was priming so hard there was blood.

by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

Premium Hug

A premium hug is a normal hug that may contain some grinding along with booty action. These are not the same as normal hugs, and should not be given out for free.

The girl is charging $1 for a premium hug.

by TTDH March 31, 2013