Chest Pregnant

When a woman's breasts are so large, they are the size of a pregnant woman's belly.

Joe: When is that chick due?
Moe: She's not belly pregnant, just chest pregnant.
Joe: Oh.

by john jjj johnson July 18, 2009

Pregnant

A type of reflexive response that every man has installed into their brain.

Girl:”I’m pregnant”
Guy:*Runs away”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Pregnant Virgin

Shove a small desk lamp up a women's(must be a virgin) vagina while on, lighting up her stomach giving it the appearance of Jesus, making her a pregnant virgin.

My girlfriend on our Christmas eve party was givin a pregnant virgin.

by app13s December 25, 2007

Double Pregnant

A rare phenomenon in which a women gets pregnant and then is impregnated once again while already being pregnant. Some skeptics claim that Double Pregnancy isn't real, however, evidence shows that a woman with double the amount of reproductive organs could possibly get double pregnant

Mitch- hey marko, could a girl get double pregnant
Marko- hey mitch, can you stop asking me that?

by Lancewickhunter June 26, 2010

pregnant

In message board lingo, this term is used to describe a poster (user) who is 'late' in a response to a certain topic, primarily in reference to the ever-popular "Person Above You" thread, where there is a possibility that numerous users are posting simultaneously.

whiskybear is pregnant.

by drunkengoat April 10, 2005

Pregnant Pause

The amount of time it takes when you look at a girl and wonder if she's pregnant, or just fat.

I had a long Pregnant Pause on Joanie because her top is so loose.

by baronkgc May 24, 2017

Pregnant

A joint that is rolled so inaccurately that most of the weed is cornered in one section of a joint.

"Jenna, seriously? You rolled another pregnant. Stop while you're at it."
"Dude, why the pregnant again?! I'll do it this time with your crappy joint skills."

by PABACAB February 5, 2015