preminator

one who is involved in poot; the master, in fact

the preminator just gave the silent mantis the most severe pooting of his life.

by Sideshow Bob and Frenchy McMakeout April 13, 2004

premie creamy

Premie creamy pre-me cre-me
1. (Verb) When a guy accidentally creampies a girl/guy before the time he was predicting to ejaculate

2. (Noun) A surprise creampie for both the guy and his partner

3. (Adjective) Describing the aftermath of an unexpected creampie

1. Girl: 'WTF you finished already?!'
Guy: 'Fuck i gave you a premie creamy SOZ!'

2. Girl talking to friend: 'OMG! My boyfriend gave me a premie creamy, I better not get pregnant'

3. Guy: 'Last night i left an unexpected mess in Linda during coitus'
Friend: 'That's pretty premie creamy'

Other variations
Premie creamed, verb:

Boy: 'Sex so good, I premie creamed'
Premie creaming, verb:
Boy: 'This is really embarassing but i gave my girlfriend a premie creaming last night
Premie creamer, noun:
Chris: 'Yeah man, he's a renown premie creamer'
Premie cream, noun:
Girl: 'Fucking hell, I have to clean this premie cream out of my vaj'

by linglinglolol May 26, 2014

premix

the first tune or track before every dj remixed it

hey dude,heard the latest remix of "sandstorm"?

dude,i have the premix of that,still the best!

by steveo001 April 15, 2007

Prehistoric Planet

A 5 part documentary series focusing on the Late Cretaceous (Maastrichtian) age and the creatures that lived during that period. The 5 episodes are Coasts, Deserts, Freshwater, Ice Worlds and Forests. This series is in the style of Plane Earth and Blue Planet and is even narrated by David Attenborough. It features animals like tyrannosaurids, sauropods, hadrosaurids, ceratopsians, pterosaurs, mosasaurs and many more wonderful prehistoric animals. Music composed by Hans Zimmer and is praised for its gorgeous CGI, even giving movies a run for its money, and its scientifically up-to-date models of said creatures.

“You wanna watch Jurassic World Dominion or Prehistoric Planet?”
“Prehistoric Planet, heard it’s a good documentary”

by writer Dino August 13, 2022

Predisposition

A genetic or environmental condition that is susceptible, liable, or has a tendency to get fucked up. It can be triggered by particular environmental or lifestyle factors.

Whitey can seem to pick up girls pretty well but he is predispositioned to fucking it up pretty quickly.

by Dick bomb June 4, 2018

preist

A religious man who enjoys molesting children. This type of man attempts to lure young into doing sexual activities with him by telling them they will be rewarded by god.

"Hey little child, the lord wants you to ....... "

by Tyrone Johnson June 29, 2003

preist

Father BIG M- MAN - PREIST
Likes to hang around Macca's playgrounds and take photos of little boys, Particually the Asian and colored ones.

Big fat white alcoholic preist who dresses as a priest and molests little boys.
Likes to Faunicate and touch.

by shamus smith May 2, 2007