Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019

pre-lit

When you smoke a blunt before you go to a party.

Let's get pre-lit so when we get to the party it'll kick in

by Mcturtle25 May 1, 2018

Pre-slash

a subgenre of slash fiction in which a (homosexual) relationship between two characters hasn't formed yet or is just implied.

My favorite genre of slash fiction is pre-slash.

by Iuseen December 27, 2021

pre-whip

Pre-whipping is when you pull your penis out of your pants before fully reaching the urinal. It is a fully efficient way to get in and out of the bathroom. You start peeing before you are even there.

Chad: “Bro I accidentally pissed on some dude’s pants”
Andrew: “How?”
Chad: “I pre-whipped around the wall and when I started pissing I accidentally pissed on him.”

by Prewhipper69420 November 12, 2019

Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010

pre-heating

The preparation of 420. Such as the loading of a bowl, rolling of a joint or blunt, or preparing whatever piece one may have. The process of preparing to get baked.

Steven: What are you doing right now?
Sarah: I am pre-heating in my car.

Steven: I'll meet you to get baked in a few.

by Slk16 February 5, 2015

Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011