Pre-mature Austin

A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.

"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."

"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."

"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."

by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010

pre-erackulation

Occurs during a game of beer pong, when the opposite teams calls for a "re-rack" of their cups clearly before they are ready for a "re-rack".

The drunk girls' team yelled out "re-rack" to their teammates during a game of beer pong when they had 9 cups still sitting on the table, showing they were suffering from a bad case of pre-erackulation!

by Crackerbag April 15, 2010

pre-rollin'

the act of pre-rolling your joint for a special occasion, I.E: Christmas.

hey kylie, i've been pre-rollin' all day so we've got ready joints for christmas!

by SierraBRAAAH December 24, 2010

Pre man-strual syndrome

When a man has symptoms similar to when a woman PMSes.

Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.

John: YOU LEFT THE FUCKING MILK OUT!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? I MEAN I WORK SO HARD *Cries*

Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?

Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.

by CapnNorris December 25, 2010

Pre-anger

Where one feels anger at someone for doing something without having any evidence that that person has actually done it

Guy 1: Fuck, your philadelphia cheese has been moved in the fridge, it's now stashed with Playford's stuff
Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it
Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg

by Blargle Margle April 8, 2011

pre party wank

A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.

Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.

Dude 2: Whys that.

Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!

by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle April 13, 2011

pre-cougescent

A woman who is not quite ready to date a cub, shop at Chico's and embrace her cougar nature.

I don't want to go see that classic rock cover band; the audience will be full of cougars and I'm pre-cougescent.

by etothem June 9, 2011