Pootron

1. anything to do with severe and/or unslightly feces, or defecation; 2. a word to mean anything that is incomprehensible or nearly impossible to specify;3. something unfathomable and/or ridiculous, (liken to Miss USA pooping); 4. type of deadly weapon whose lethality is proportional to its fowlness; 5. some device related to or used in defecation; 6. emphasis of insignificance

1. I cannot believe the size of the pootron in that toilet. 2. What you speak of is nonsense, a "pootron", so to speak. 3. Her face was of pootron design. 4. Pootron bomb. 5. You are a pootron hole; Release some pootrons (i.e. "drop some kids off at the pool") 6. "Neutron in the pootron", meaning something like "a drop in the ocean"

by Yuck-Yucky-san December 17, 2008

poron

Contraction of "Post and Run Moron". One who makes a moronic or controversial post on social media simply for attention, to incite responses, with no intention of replying, or of any discussion. A form of trolling and attention seeking.

He has no intention of discussing that moronic post, just another poron.

by Son of Boiledvark January 23, 2021

Potrosho

Noun
-Proper

1. A soulless degenerate without a single care in the world; commonly found in niche discord servers. Typically feeds on a dish named Sopa Negra (see poison control) and in absense, rarely rice & ketchup (see www.fbi.gov/tips if you see ANYBODY eating this.)

Adjective
-Derogatory

2. What you may say to someone who seems alien to you, or simply a description of ones absence of brainpower.

Verb
-Future

3. A form of threat.

1. Potrosho has been surveying the fridge for ingredients to make his witchly "sopa negra" concoction.

2. You have been acting like potrosho, no offense.

3. Potrosho.

by Jackofsometrades May 24, 2021

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

pussy love potion

having an amazing pussy that makes men fall in love with a girl after having having sexual encounters just one time.

"dude Jolene that guy is totally fallin' for you"

"ya dawg, I got that pussy love potion."

by savannah douglas October 2, 2011

Po-tron

Referring to a Police Officer(or PO-lice, the fuzz, and/or sketchy-ass douche), that is here to bring abrupt ending to a party of under-age drinkers, take your weed and break your bong, or to simpley make any scene in general, significantly more sketchy/unsafe. Ditch, upon sighting a po-tron, or you will probably get your shit straight haggled with.

One night while binge drinking in Jimothys shack, a po-tron bum rushed the back do'. upon shitting my pants, we were forced to immediately ditch.

by dinkly November 20, 2006

Patronize

Patronize: pah-tro-nhyze
-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.

1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D

Used in a sentence: "Yeah I 'PATRONIZED' that b*tch and her friends, then we danced all night long...Next thing you know she throws up on my good shirt...Didn't know she had the alcohol tolerance of a 5 year old."

by Teddy-Pain April 20, 2010