postman

someone who breaks down your door to deliver a parcel

the postman woke me up

by maxverstappen July 22, 2022

Pogmanhov's Gun

When someone continues behavior seen as distasteful or abnormal to the group and asks why they have been ostracized from said group.

"Dude, I can't seem to understand why these people don't like me."
"Probably a case of Pogmanhov's Gun."

by Market Bacon February 1, 2023

Potsandpansexual

A person who becomes aroused when cooking, entering a kitchen, or looking at kitchen appliances.

Ted: Hey Mario, I just noticed you’re sporting a pretty big piece of wood there! What the heck’s going on?
Mario: Well I told you Ted, I’m potsandpansexual. I just went into the kitchen and saw that sexy new cheese grater that Alice bought for herself, and now I’m rock-hard! Now, if you’ll excuse me for a minute, I’m gonna go take the edge off. I’ll be right back.

by RutgerHauer001 February 17, 2023

Portmandoughnut

A portmanteau with a fashionable glaze and a creamy raspberry-filled center of inanity; highly prized by slobs, fops, rubes, bone-noses & cubeheads for its palatable and convenient pathos on the one-hand but for also conferring the illusion of wit or sophistication on the other.

"I really need to cut back on Portmandoughnuts as I've already gained 3 lbs this week alone"

by Joh5nny June 6, 2023

Poman

A dumbass

What are you a poman?

by Pomanman August 1, 2023

Popmanner

People on r/ihaveihaveihavereddit. They hate glowbob support pop man and love truckers

“Glow bob is bad.”
“Yuh uh popmanner”

by HareInMySoup August 17, 2023

Patmandu

A Patmandu is someone who decides to stop supporting the team that they've supported for 30 years and instead starts supporting a team that have recently got promoted.

Oh, look at that Patmandu. What a glory hunting twat

by Losmachinos October 24, 2023