hocus pocus

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

porcupine's balls

Shaved Balls that are starting to grow hair back on them.

His porcupine's balls were sticking me like crazy last night while we was bumpin uglies.

by KateHear September 4, 2006

Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.

Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too

by Mike B--[laffinman] September 17, 2005

porcupine

A bald-headed man whose hair has started to grow and become scratchy or spikey.

That porcupine needs a haircut bad!

by Valinda November 1, 2006

porcupine

when you fuck on a bed of nails doggy style (usually a blonde, if not a red head). a full porcupine is when u shave her legs after sex (if her legs are not shaved it is only 1/2 a porcupine)

I totally porcupined Kevin's mom last night.

by fuck myster June 6, 2008

Dirty Porcupine

When for whatever reason you have stiches on your penis and you have anal sex with some one.

DUDE! Lastnight i totally got these stiches just so i could give people dirty porcupines.

by kalin settle June 17, 2006

pocus

A polite ephamism for penis, which may be used in conversation where 'large throbbing cock' is inappropriate. Can be used in conjunction with "hocus" to describe the act of fornication.

David's pocus is my towering totem and holy idol of devotion.
"Joanna wouldn't shut up, so I whipped out my pocus and that fixed everything!!"

by Dastardly debonair deep dangling Dave. January 11, 2006