Top porch

A hair style with bangs

Gurl, your new haircut looks great. I am in love with that top porch!

by JusJack May 24, 2017

farquaads porch

An onomatopoeia for the "Archons Forge" area in the 2016 video game Destiny: Rise of Iron, by Bungie Software. It is a mind-numbingly boring arena you must fight through, as if a miniature, malicious monarch set it up.

Hey, wanna grind some rounds at Farquaads Porch to get a 400 light ghost drop? RNGesus has not been kind to me today.

by naruto uzumakemewet March 28, 2017

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015

porch monkey

Lazy person not lazy black person im gona help take it back and reclaim it aswell as many of my freinds are doing we suggest that you do it to try to make a diffrence.

Jack was looking at his neighbors from his porch therefore Jack is a porch monkey.

by J FRO August 25, 2006

Porch Monkey

Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.

I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.

by Defrain06 August 18, 2017

porch monkey

Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.

There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.

by Southern Renegade September 24, 2016

porch party

a party that takes place, go figure, on the front porch of a house that involves lots of alcohol, typically thrown by non-frat collage students, hippies and meddle age parents who want to make their kid's friends parents feel inadequate.

it is often used as a way of bragging to random passers-by that those partaking have more free time than them.

Student 1: On my way over here there was a porch party on every block!
Student 2: Damn, it's only Thursday, those lucky bastards!

by SirSquigyXIII April 13, 2017