poopfinity

an infinite amount of poop.

ryan: "dude dont go into that outhouse, its poopfinity"
max: "damn. i gotta crap!"

by rp1 May 23, 2007

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

poopik

Poopik is a word commonly used by old white ladies back in the day to refer it to a man’s penis when talking to a child. (Optionally refers to a females wotsit aswell as it is a fluid universal term)

“It’s not nice to play with your ‘poopik’ when NANA is in the room” Ali G

by Lenbarz September 6, 2020

Hula Pooping

When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.

Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***

by Poopey wieners December 20, 2012

Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

big poopie dick shit daddy

This is what you call an intelligent, hoe stealing, yo auntie gettin smashed man. Big Poopie for short, he demands everyone and their mother to bend over on their hands and knees and deliver their love and gratitude to his mighty rod. Whether it be a handjob, blowjob, CEO, or any other type of job, Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy takes it in like a real motherfucker.

"Damn, did you see that beautiful goddess running down the field like an absolute Ronaldo?" "No sir I did not, but I did see a Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy dancing around these fools like a fucking animal."

by yoauntiesmine June 14, 2017

poopsie

When I poop in a republican's smoothie, I call it a poopsie.

That arrogant republican really enjoyed that poopsie that I prepared him. He even made that gurgling sound at the end with his straw. Hilarious! I hope he gets worms in his shit.

by Running out of patience May 20, 2010