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poofter

The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.

A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.

A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006
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Poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander.
Get that penis out of my poontang
by anonymousmothafudgerrr August 6, 2009
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pooftastic

adj.

Impressively poofy. Can be positive or negative, depending on tone of speech.
Her hair is totally pooftastic!
by Vface July 18, 2007
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Poontaaken

mate, I smashed the granny out of her poontaaken last night!

or from the female perspective....

You make my poontaaken so wet!
by StretTheGeek November 19, 2010
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Pooptage

N; a montage of uber skill and hardcoreness, a period of pooping on the opposition. For use mainly in first person shooters
HOLY FUCK did you see the Pooptage Enable exacted on all of team Impact @ Dallas?!?!?!
by tarbabiusz May 6, 2011
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poofdarkookoo

A term of great affection and/or reverence, used casually among friends.
Nicky is so great letting me borrow his iphone, he's a poofdarkookoo. poofmateprawnmongwhippedturnip
by hitmonchan July 13, 2012
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poofter

A Derogatory Put Down Or Homo! British Slang!
Thadius the Australian is a Poofter cos he thinks its an Ozz word ,Its Not,Only Aboriginal words are Ozz the rest of their language was shipped down there with our Convicts!
Stop Being Such a Poofter!
by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006
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