Porcelain Palace

Another term for the royal throne or the Kohler Krapper

Where Tom?? he's polishing the scepter the Royal Throne,,the what?? You know the Porcelain Palace?? Ohhhh thanks!!

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

by Genovation September 9, 2011

porcelain bus

A term used to reference a toilet, in the manner of porcelain pony. The term is most often employed in reference to the use thereof.

"Man, I hope this class is over soon; I gotta ride the porcelain bus like crazy!"

by Bob Trees May 11, 2006

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

Porcelain Princess

One who's emotional state is so fragile that the slightest thing can shatter your whole world.

AKA a total fucking pussy.

I can't believe Sheffield is in the bathroom crying like a bitch... What a porcelain princess.

by MayorOfTittyCiti April 27, 2015

paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

by frank valente August 5, 2006

porcelain gypsy

a bad case of gonorrhea

wow, that bitch got a visit from the porcelain gypsy

by Robert Gardner April 5, 2008