Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

LAN Pony

Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.

"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"

"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."

by commandersheppard April 9, 2013

Pony fiddler

Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.

Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after

by Simple fakts June 25, 2021

Steamy Pony

A Large Dump

I've just lost my job, I'm going to get even by leaving a steamy pony on the office floor

by HelloItIsIam February 19, 2012

dublin pony

Shitting in someone's letter box

Paris got on my tits at the pub so I went round there after hours and left him a Dublin Pony.

by FiloPony1990 April 13, 2014

Shade Pony

An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.

Dude, did Jessie call you back?

Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.

Real talk.

by westcoastrealtalk August 22, 2012

Pony Express

Quick status cocaine dealers. They usually have large quantities ready within the hour.

"Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"

"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"

by bnasssssty May 7, 2010