by HelloItIsIam January 26, 2012
An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.
by westcoastrealtalk August 23, 2012
Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.
Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after
by Simple fakts June 25, 2021
Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.
"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."
by commandersheppard April 09, 2013
Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.
by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 12, 2020
While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.
While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds
by dirt in the skirt McGirt June 09, 2011
"Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"
"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"
"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"
by bnasssssty May 08, 2010