Definitions by Laser85

Chode Pony 

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

Chode Pony by Laser85 April 14, 2011