Poes

South African Afrikaans word meaning pussy. Particularly good for describing one who is being obtuse, irritating or stupid.

I smacked that poes with a plank!

by Snappie October 3, 2008

poke

a gesture on the online community of Facebook that is sure to leave the recipient utterly baffled.

Charlotte Just gave me a poke man...

Does that mean she wants to bang you?
I dunno...
Does she want to be friends with you?
I dunno...
Isn't that kinda of annoying?
I guess...
What does poke mean anyways?
I dunno....
etc......

by Bradmley Reeser November 28, 2009

Sex Poke

When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.

Elliot: *yawn*

Tyrone: Poke!! (pokes in ribs)

Elliot: *moan* That damn sex poke gets me everytime!!

by auberginedreams September 12, 2009

Poké Battles

A humorous Pokémon parody. It's like a fanfiction site, except in the style of the way battles in the Pokémon games are narrated. Other than that, it has little to do with Pokémon.

NARRATOR appeared!
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?

by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003

Pikesville

Don't lie to yourself, you wish you were from Pikesville. Whether you live in 21208 or 21209, everyone knows your name and your history. Getting a car on your 16th birthday is a birthright, much like your bar/bat mitzvah. Yes, that's right: if you live in Pikesville, and you aren't Jewish, then you want to be. And while the Mothers are playing Mah Jong and attending Stock Club meetings, and the Fathers are busy running their law firms, accounting firms, banks, and medical practices, the kids are at play, driving in their brand new cars to the bars, a house party, or the next Pikesville High School Lacrosse game. That's right, Pikesville kids are athletic (Don't let the stature fool you). And yet, when it comes time to graduate, Pikesville kids can't wait to leave to find new people because in high school, the Towson, Owings Mills, and Reisterstown kids were not good enough for the Pikesville kids to hang out with.

Don't hate Pikesville kids because our fathers sign your fathers' paychecks.

by MJM April 24, 2005

Pokesexual

Sexually attracted to Pokemon, as one would normally be to a man or woman.

-"Yeah, I jizzed in my pants last week when I found out about Pokemon Heartgold and Soulsilver."
-"I bet you did. I always knew you were a pokesexual."

by Elkirbydiablo May 18, 2009

poke

a bag or sack of sorts holding mistly goods.

The term is oft' used in Appalachian English in between-local-folk settings.

I got a poke of candy down at the corner store

You put the cat in the poke.

When I was a kid, I used to walk twenty miles to the store to bring a poke of flaer home.

by Regulus Pistor January 25, 2014