Plop

A puddle of flesh (also known as a POF).

"Plop Is The Man Who Falls Without Bones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

Plipity plop

Plipity plop is to move a plant out of its pot and put it into a hole in the ground.

Jiminiey Billybob would you mind just to plipity plop that bay tree over here in this hole? Sure, I’ll just plipity plop it in, no worries!

by E to the A January 1, 2021

Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)

"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

plop

take shid

damn bro we bout to go smoke a shit filled doobie, hol up bro i need to take a plop

by mrstevez October 21, 2018

Plop

When you fall HARSHLY on the floor

I hope you PLOP on your face

by broooo76 July 7, 2022

hot plop

When you eat spicy food and have a painfully hot bowel movement the next day.

I ate a ghost pepper burrito and had to take a hot plop the next day! Ouch!

by Pain Killaz March 30, 2017

Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021