PINGASCHMUTZ

The Latin-Hebrew term for semen. Usually coming from a man of Jewish / Hispanic mixed ethnicity.

"OH NO Juan Epstein! You need to start wearing a condom! You just got pingaschmutz all over my $500 comforter!"

by Irish Mark I October 25, 2009

Palingrad

Palingrad, AK, formaly known as Wasilla before its name change in 2022 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the landslide victory of President Sarah Palin in the 2012 presidential elections is the state capital of Alaska and was the location of one of the decisive battles of World War 3.

The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.

Yeah the Battle of Cheneygrad in 2041 was a tough one but we really fucked the germans the following year at Palingrad.

by bitchmasterb November 5, 2010

Ping ping

Everything that is really funny but you don't want to say its full name

Adam: My ping ping is hard
Mike: Damn dude, chill

by AerySurah October 17, 2020

Pingle

to instruct someone to contact you.

Pingle me tomorrow about meeting for drinks.
Give me a pingle tomorrow and maybe we can chat.

by da'jingle master May 29, 2011

Plingery

When you learn a new word but are not sure what it means, but you use it anyways, usually incorrectly thus annoying everyone around you.

"Daniel keeps using rizz as an agective for everything, it's plingery "

by Vapid Gasconade May 27, 2023

Pingalita

Pingalita is often used to describe an abnormally small penis. Or a it can be used as describing a strap on dildo ur girlfriend uses.

Dude1: Maria said that he has a pingalita!

Girl: Im gonna have fun with my pingalita tonight!

by Luke i am ur father noooo June 4, 2009

Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's

" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"

by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009