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DJ Platinum Series

He Is A DJ That No One Has Ever Heard Of.
DJ Platinum Series Has A Myspace Page.
by Romero1321 September 9, 2006
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double platinum

having sex more than 20 times in a consecutive 3 day period of time with one person.
warning: it will make you sore.
person 1: man i'm so exhausted. i just went double platinum this past weekend.
person 2: wow. thats harder than the boston marathon!
person 1: oh yeah. i'm going to get some sesame chicken now.
by jmoney$la November 1, 2007
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Spittin-Platinum

When you're gassing up a chick so good that she ready to give up the butt either that night or in the near future!
I was Spittin-Platinum to shorty last night, so she said is going to come over to my house to have sex.
by Munir Waiters November 18, 2003
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The Platinum Rule

Victimize people with your own pathology. It's intended to be used selectively. How do I know? I wrote the damn thing.
Hym "Yeah, but see, now you're not doing YOUR thing. You're the thing I ascribe to all of you. The Platinum Rule. And you're using it as intended. That's called 'Me being correct.' Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2022
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Obama's Platinum

An electronic benefits card given to people who cannot provide for themselves monetarily (mainly for food.) Named rightly so because President Obama will "give one to anyone."
Cashier: "Your total is going to be 100.00"

Card Holder: "Oh snap, let me get out my "Obama's Platinum" to pay for this food!!"

or..

Card Holder talking to friend: We can get some candy, cake, pop, ice cream, you name it!

Friend: Dang! How are you going to pay for all this?

Card Holder: Don't worry, I get $600 a month on my "Obama's Platinum" I'll pay for it!

Friend: I need to get me one of them cards!
by Dequandry Ryan August 23, 2011
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Neil Platinum

When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.
S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
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triple platinum

to go crazy on someone; to cuss another person out.
by the irish korean September 19, 2008
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