phelpage

high quality marijuana, that is so good, you smoke it, even though it may cost you a stellar career, millions of dollars and the love and respect of family, friends and strangers.

Dude, I will sell my wife and kids and everything I own for a bag of that phelpage.
Lets go get phelp faced,phelpified

by pyroclastic flow February 6, 2009

phulah

an incredibly rich and popular asian (usually sikh), who has an addiction to cashew nuts and has aspirations of broadway. Also overly friendly towards men, but with severe guilt issues.

Check that guy munching on all those cashews, hes such a phulah!

Lewis is acting like such a phulah, he just bought 40 drinks at the bar!

by mathers17 November 17, 2009

pulp wood

A penis thats not hard but not soft.

''I look at Lady Gaga and I get such Pulp Wood''.

by salem and nightmare February 26, 2010

phelp

wet fart after anal sex

Potentially named in honor of Fred Phelps, anti-gay hate preacher. It might be just coincidence though.

"Don't phelp on my bed!"

by schm March 19, 2013

Phelpsing it

To choke at the end of a race. Named after a choke by Michael Phelps to lose a race at the 2012 London Olympics.

The swimmer was Phelpsing it it by slowing up at the end of the race.

by Sajak July 13, 2014

Pulping

Violently fucking and ejaculating in a fruit, so that its interior is primarily composed of syrupy liquid.

I tried pulping a peach, but it was infested with fruit files that tried to enter my urethra.

by pulpking March 9, 2019

Pulped

A 3rd dimensional state of reality characterized by reaching the absolute peak of being fucked up; the happy place between the best night of your life and death.

“You’re not a real Kappa Sig unless you’ve been pulped bro.”

by sirihowdoyoumakelean April 4, 2019