The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.
by Miller September 16, 2004
Get the Persian Twistmug. The act of waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) then proceeding to position oneself over the sleeping party in such a way as to drop your scrotum onto their closed eyelids.
Pete: Hey mate did you hear about Conor?
James: No, what happened him now?
Pete: He fell asleep at that house party and got a pair of Persian Sunglasses!
James: spastic
James: No, what happened him now?
Pete: He fell asleep at that house party and got a pair of Persian Sunglasses!
James: spastic
by Gazuba January 14, 2010
Get the Persian Sunglassesmug. A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest
by IranianEgger June 5, 2010
Get the Persian Omlettemug. When you have to coerce a woman into sleeping with you. So she doesn't really want to at first. But then she's like okay, I'll do it.
Vince: I just had to coerce that woman into sleeping with me
Daniel: You persian raped her?
Vince: No, I persian raped her.
Daniel: That's what I said..
Daniel: You persian raped her?
Vince: No, I persian raped her.
Daniel: That's what I said..
by The Danfather March 15, 2011
Get the Persian Rapemug. we call persians as persian niggas because they're brown, hairy, unibrowed, sweaty people who think that they have some relation to white people or something crazy.
Therefore to make persians realize that they're brown and related to arabs and indians, we call them PERSIAN NIGGAS!
Therefore to make persians realize that they're brown and related to arabs and indians, we call them PERSIAN NIGGAS!
bob: yo, did you see that weird looking brown chick in there? She's hairier than an ape/
jon: must be a persian nigga.
jon: must be a persian nigga.
by jabbawocka2323 January 9, 2011
Get the persian niggamug. a gangsta who can be identified by the following
1. wears shades
2. occasionally speaks broken english
3. drives a porsche or BMW
4. some of them suck at driving
5.at first does minor crimes but then does more severe ones later
6.is more used to gunfights than fistfights
7. usually uses melee weapons in fistfights
8. likes having multiple significant others
9. when he wants to fight someone with fists he'll ask others to help him
1. wears shades
2. occasionally speaks broken english
3. drives a porsche or BMW
4. some of them suck at driving
5.at first does minor crimes but then does more severe ones later
6.is more used to gunfights than fistfights
7. usually uses melee weapons in fistfights
8. likes having multiple significant others
9. when he wants to fight someone with fists he'll ask others to help him
u know your adversary was a persian gangsta if he used a bat, knife, or brass knuckles to beat you up
by TokenIranian February 28, 2016
Get the persian gangstamug. Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.
by BDDD44 October 9, 2023
Get the Persian wankmug.