Perving Around

Short form of pervert. Generally alot funnier than saying pervert. Applies to one who wears dark sunglasses and hangs around playground.

I think that man over there is perving around?
How can you tell?
Well, he has dark sunglasses on staring at young children.
Oh, that's my dad!

by Total Awesomeness January 31, 2005

Parking

The act of parking your car in a well hidden area and getting it on with the other person. Either in the backseat or passenger seat. Not intended for in a closed-off trunk.

They went parking behind the old factory last night.

by yeathatsright. February 9, 2010

Pecking

The act of using your nose instead of mouth/tongue to perform cunnilingus.

She liked my nose and asked me to start Pecking her.

by Tyrion Pyrion June 25, 2013

parking the bus

What Jose Mourhino does.

Chelsea were parking the bus when they beat Liverpool 2-0.

by Martin Hoxton June 9, 2014

The Parking Garage Story

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.

The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.

by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009

vip parking

The parking space directly next to a handicapped parking space, indicating a closer parking space to said building.

"Whoa dude, VIP parking's open!"

by Guy MANDUDE December 13, 2008

Perving glasses

Closely related to sunglasses, perving glasses are purchased for the intended use of spying on sexy girls without their knowledge. Perving glasses have dark lenses so that the user can see out, but nobody can see where their eyes are looking, making them ideal for scoping out hot ass and not having to look away when the owner of the hot ass looks at you. They are best used when facing parallel to the girl, while not facing directly at her. The eyes can then rotate in their sockets to focus on the fine details of the girls body.

Lizzy turned to look at Thomas. However, she had no idea he was staring at her sexy ass, as his eyes were hidden behind perving glasses.

by Psycho15 February 6, 2009