soggy pears

A pussy that is constantly moist.

Dam that girl got some soggy pears.

by Fistmybumhole July 13, 2016

Pear

Someone who is crazy. Has no boundaries. They eat everyone’s food and they aren’t ashamed. The legacy she left at Phoebe Hearst was “uh oh pear” and to block someone if they annoy you.

OMG look at pear she’s so fat lmaoo.

by that_dumb_kid September 21, 2019

pear snatcher

The alternative word for chicken because sheila had to question why a chicken is named a fucking chicken

Luke go feed them dang ol pear snatcher som bitch

by ilovekevins69 December 6, 2017

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.

That salty pear was juicy AF.

by Burrywood May 9, 2024

Mega pear

A woman who has massive thick thighs, legs hips and ass. Her upper body from head to the start of her tummy is average. A circumference of at least 6 feet around her body.

I was at Walmart getting groceries. This woman waddled by me , she was a mega pear !

by Herman Hairdo December 22, 2021

Pear (SWBG)

Pear is one of the audience members from Shovelwares brain game. Known to disrupt the show to spit out his “critical” opinions.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.

1: hey, do you see Pear (SWBG) over there?

2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!

by The aubergine man July 12, 2023