Spelling Patrol

Random people on the internet correcting every single spelling mistake that they spot.

Random Person On The Internet 1: Were do you find the things to make it?
Random Person On The Internet 2: Actually its "Where" so maybe next time go to school kid.
Random Person On The Internet 1: Ugh Spelling Patrol is so annoying.

by Proxyyz April 13, 2020

slime patrol

Group of discord goats

Person 1: Did you hear about slime patrol?
Person 2: Yes, they are a bunch of goats

by Caleb 999 January 10, 2021

Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.

The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !

by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014

Jesus Patrol

A group of government agents who are in search for Jesus, with the aid of the sex detector gun.

The Jesus Patrol has yet to find the Jesus.

by Murderous Joe December 11, 2003

Patrolkin

When a police officer takes a dump in his patrol car while getting a blowjob.

That cop just got a patrolkin after he arrested that hooker on the corner.

by SpankyBranch August 6, 2009

Troll Patrol

(secondary definition)

Abuse staff, administrators, moderators, GMs, curators, or others who have banning power on online communities or users who report trolls on such communities to them.

Sometimes refers to all ownership or longtime participants on small communities, or to "abuse" or "community management" personnel on larger sites.

Don't bother reasoning with someone named HitlersSweetie, just report it and let the troll patrol handle it.

by crybabycry May 14, 2011