Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

afro patch

an exorbitant amount of pubic hair that has congregated in the area above the genitalia

I better take care of my AFRO PATCH before i Wesley snipe this bitch tonight.

by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

Rascal patch

The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.

Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.

by Sugar Shane July 16, 2018

ratchet patch

The new tramp stamp tattoo located on a female's rib cage that is usually a crooked inspirational message.

Bro I think I should get tested. That girl last night had a ratchet patch.

by RJym July 29, 2018