Georgie parson

Sexy and nice person usually a blond or brown hair. Dates a fucking lot of Joe's and just any boys. 👊💪

Sally:Can u see that sexy girl
Me:that's a Georgie parson

by Finn fuck July 26, 2019

Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 21, 2019

Wild Parsnip

Someone who is INSANELY wild in bed

Damn that girl was a wild parsnip last night! Could barely handle it.

by Bigfatbaddie May 4, 2020

Lily Parsons

girlfriend of the infamous, Caleb Webb, who night I add is quite the noble steed

Me: « Yooo Derek did u hear Lily Parsons is dating Caleb Webb!
Derek: « Whatttt! No way I thought she was dating Sam!?!?

by Flattened_pennyhead69420 September 23, 2020

ayva parson

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER SHE HAS BLOND HAIR LOVLY PERSONALITY HAS 2 BROTHER AND 2 STEPP BROTHERS

from Bella

Girl1: do you know ayva parsons

Girl2: yea she’s my bestie

by Cracke_man March 17, 2021

Hot parsleys

5 stupidest people in the world were collapsed in one friend group. The one who will die last is a winner

We are such a hot parsleys together

Shut it at least I’m not one of the hot parsleys

by anonymous May 4, 2021

The Dirty Parsnip

When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.

Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.

I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?

Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……

by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022