Cracker Packer

A type of homosexual male that only has sex with other white males.

John doesn't like doing it with black guys. He's not racist, he's just a cracker packer.

by Ninja-Shocker May 17, 2010

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

Wab Packed

When a certain place is full of beaners (wabs). Sometimes, there are so many beaners, you can't even move your body.

1. That Mexican bar is always wab packed, those beaners act like theres free food in there.
2. Peewee's house is so fucking wab packed, there's like 13 people living there.
3. I just saw a wab packed civic with 8 beaners in it, fucking beanfest.

by Bean around the world September 28, 2009

Pickle Packer

1. One who enjoys packing pickles into the jar.

2. One who engages in rough anal sex

See fudge packer and peanut packer

3. The operator of a pickle packing machine at vlastic

I lost my job at Walmart - now i gotta be a pickle packer in Bushwick.

by Phtevey April 21, 2017

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.

teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK

by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019

madtown meat packer

After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.

My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

six packed

Inserting your thumb into the vagina and your pointer finger in the anus. The same actions one uses to carry a six pack of beer.

While I was going down on her I was giving her the six pack.

by frogbones September 3, 2005