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playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground

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Doin the dirty...

fucking around

being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare
Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..

Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!
by HOoooooch February 16, 2009
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Playing wit my nose

"Real messy wit it playing wit my nose" -Jessica Rabbit
Term made popular by westcoast rapper Messy Marv.
by Bred187 November 25, 2010
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Playing solitaire

Masturbating. Saying "Yoo-hoo!" to one's hoo-hoo. Ya-Ya-ing the sisterhood. Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. Patting the bunny. Having fun with Dick or Jane. Choking the chicken or taking one's sausage hostage.
"Bored and waiting for my boyfriend to get back into town, I decided to play some solitaire."

"Old ladies love to play solitaire."

"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."

"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."
by dr.L_Heezy February 20, 2012
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playing gay

A phrase used in the world of warcraft arena community:

1. When someone is playing to not lose instead of playing to win, or playing incredibly defensive with minimal vulnerability i.e. pillar humping, they are playing gay.
2. When someone is playing gimmicky, they are playing gay.
1. That mage is playing gay. All he's doing is cc'ing everything and ice lancing. He's not even trying to win.

2. That rogue is just re-stealthing behind the pillar until his cloak is back up, he's playing so gay.
3. (Upon seeing the other team's comp), "Ok guys we gotta play gay vs them"
by durrka July 7, 2013
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Playing Golf

1. To highlight how the opinion/statement made by other party ruled out the obvious consequences or alternatives.
1.

Traul: Bale is the best football player

Baks: Ah so Messi is playing golf huh
2.
Traul: You should take her to the 5 star restaurant

Baks: Ah so I guess my finance is playing golf
3.
Traul: let's go out on Thursday!
Baks: ah so my exams on friday is playing golf
by Brucecane December 5, 2019
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Playing your mom’s piano

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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