patool

A disgusting excuse for a person that is still kinda sexy

“mama patool made me so upset last night”

by ochiipika October 18, 2023

mootie patootie

i call my mutuals or friends on tiktok mootie patootie mostly @michealaftonsfave on tiktok 🥺

"mootie patootie what is this"

by glamcockfreddy February 26, 2022

platonic

To do something typically romantic a friendly/non-romantic way.

He committed platonic sodomy on his friend.

by bronkley June 5, 2018

patoiang

When a Bitch smells like a nasty fish

Dam Heather you smell like a fucking patoiang

by Dan Martinez May 13, 2005

patooh

1. Spitting in an amount more than average. Can be gross, mostly only toddlers and infants would spit in this manner.

2. A synonym for spit.

Jennifer patoohed on her birthday cake candle, attempting to blow it out.

by Potato Raven October 28, 2018

platonic kiss

A sloppy tongue kiss that Plato used to give Aristotle.

Isocrates: "Yo, Plato be kissing Aristotle again and spit be coming out his mouth."
Artemius: "Yeah, he love those platonic kisses."

by My pseudonym that appears onli July 31, 2016

Patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
A.k.a. Calinouwx

Calinouwx is the patootiest

by Mowglinouwx November 14, 2014