plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

by The Mad Flasher January 17, 2011

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Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 05, 2023

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Plant purge

Normally used in social media groups to define a post where a gardener or plant person is going to sell off a lot of plants for under market value in order to sell them quickly

I'm having a plant purge at 7pm today! Rules will be posted soon, I have some rare monsteras, some commons and more!

by Freedom Phoenix February 28, 2022

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scum plant

Any vegetable that is green, and gets covered in a pickling juice

Sorry, I can't eat Sprouts because they are a scum plant

by doctor greens May 05, 2007

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Magical Plants

Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.

Bruh wanna smoke some magical plants and eat some chocolate lucky charms?

by Jstu April 15, 2018

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