Pilt back

When you're sooooo messed up looking. When you look like the person who homeless people give money to.

I look so pilt back. Homeless people are throwing change at me.

by BlazenKazen February 11, 2026

pilt

the act of stopping from right before you ejaculate; edging

Yoooo I was lowk pilting last night so I can jerk off longer

by ay71ame February 21, 2026

pilt

the act of stopping from right before you ejaculate; edging

Yoooo I was lowk pilting last night so I can jerk off longer

by ay71ame February 21, 2026

Pitheist

A skeptic convinced that biblical stories are at best 3.14% true (and therefore that God’s nonexistence is at least 96.86% certain).

Anecdotally, pitheists appear to be overrepresented among mathematicians compared with linguists.

by Numerati March 13, 2026

pillhon

A slur used against conventionally unattractive transgender woman who doesn't pass (hon) who take pill-based estrogen.

Maybe that pillhon would pass if she'd just start estrogen injections instead of taking pills.

by mrwhoknowswhat October 14, 2025

Sir Pith-a-lot

For the sake of being pithy, Sir Pith-a-Lot shortens everything, often disregarding proper nouns.

“There is no “I” in Leonardo da Vinc” - Sir Pith-a-Lot

by ezalg December 18, 2013

Tinned Pilchard

When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.

Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”

Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”

by Stemol August 31, 2023