In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
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Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead
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These are normal small white bumps that sometimes occur around the rim of the head of the penis on uncircumcised guys. They call them "pleasure bumps" and say they are really sensitive.
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